This weekend I have experienced a lot of things, some interesting and weird, some that made me almost pee in my pants laughing, some that made me ponder and some that made me appreciate life even with the sadness. In no particular order here they go:
1. I witnessed along with my hubby, my youngest daughter and youngest granddaughter, a naked man walking on the side of the road.
2. I laughed when my granddaughter said "Maybe he took a shower and forgot to put his clothes back on"
3. I laughed when we came back by the spot on the road where the man had been later, and he was sitting in the backseat of a Sheriff's car. My granddaughter said "I saw his naked shoulder".
4. I laughed after telling the naked man story to my oldest daughter and she replied " I hope the Sheriff that arrested the man, lysoled his seats"
5. I thought of how sad this gentleman's life must be and how even tho he was in the state that he was in, that our heavenly Father loves him.
6. I tried a new exercise tape with my youngest daughter using a Body Band.
7. I laughed at myself hysterically and almost peed in my pants, trying not to slap myself in the face with the Body Band.
8. I laughed at my daughter trying as hard as she could not to laugh at her 'poor old out of shape Mother'
9. I tried to enjoy the FSU vs. Wake Forest game and because we stunk so much, I found myself observing the crowd and checking out the outfits that women wear to football games.
10. I get a laugh out of the women who wear 6" stiletto's to games with shorts and have to walk up 50 flights of stairs.
Over all my weekend was nice and I enjoyed it, but to be honest, I still cannot get the vision of the naked man's butt walking down the highway. (Thank God, we passed him so fast that we didn't have time to see his gifts from God).
5 comments:
Oh my word...a naked man! I would have ran off the road trying to cover my kids eyes! lol Oh but it is so sad to see someone in that sad state...girl don't even get me started on exercise things...I got one of those elastic thingies and I finally made it down on the floor...like to have hernieated myself getting it on my feet and then when I tried to get up a cramp hit the back of my upper thigh and I was screaming beam me up Jesus!!!! lol lol Oh lordy it wasn't a pretty site! lol Thanks for coming by girl and have a great week!
"his gifts from God"...*snort*
I hope you weren't drinking anything otherwise you would have choked on it. :)
FYI, Kellan the shoe guru has said that yes she has bought shoes that weren't in her size. The guru has spoken!
That is too funny-however, I don't want to see it!
I can't believe this happened right on the side of the road! However, I'm not surprised at too much these days.
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